This is good Kinja
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After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier
I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes
I just like this one
How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.
Bull Moose or bust.
Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.
LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.
Why call in a professional when the amateurs clearly believe they can bumble their way to a successful Jaguars commentary? My skills are in demand in any number of venues.
How does HamNo feel about this? I need my Jaguar Junction. It’s the sports news I crave!
Still not as good as this kid:
That is, uh, not how websites make money
Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?
We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.
You should also hope he stops beating the piss out of 70 year olds.
Ranking of writers who deep down hate their readers and secretly are trying to punish them:
As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.
10. Marchman’s bad take about how real ballpersons would only involve themselves with Uruguayan hackysack or whatever pretentious ‘sport’.
Ball people are usually teenagers so I’d go with the Deadspinners who look most like teens.