it could be argued that Miller Lite isnt actually beer.

Gin and tonic or scotch. Neither are complicated so can't be messed up and if you drink beer on a long flight then you need to use the bathroom a lot.

I remember that campaign during the time this commercial was out

Chevy Impala - the King of the Full Sized Road Sled!

I can't really justify my pick, except that it came exclusively in black and for some reason this just screams "AMERICA" to me.

Chevy Corvette

Because you're not going to confuse it for anything other than a 911. And since they've been around so long, we've got a pretty good idea what to expect.

Easy.. This looks like it should, drives like it should, is as floaty as it looks and as comfortable as it seems. Uses as much gas as you'd expect to boot. Pretty much every assumption made about these things is correct. So I bought another..

The Eight Generation Chevy Suburban. Actually the 9th and 10th Generations work well here too.

It's not heinous, but the 2007 redesign was its best look

If you shop a "reasonable" priced used model RR, God help you. Or Carmax help you. Tell them Doug sent you.

There is a reason why it's $10k less, it's ugly as sin. I would save up another $10k and get an Escalade.

Who cares about the car. Second line is the only way to go.

Ford's "Build and Price" configurator is really in depth and almost any option you choose will show up on the model. Even small details like Upfitter Switches and the unique King Ranch hub covers on the trucks and show up when added. As fun as it can be to fantasize about the Porche's or Lamborghini's I'll never own,…

I can tell you it is NOT Toyota, unless you live in the right zip code, you cannot even access the configurator. Redirects me to Gulf Coast Toyota site which has no configurator.

Right, I just pointed out a simple example. I'm sure you can still charge your phone while it is a wireless hotspot I just haven't tried that since Verizon is evil and I don't want to pay $20/month for my phone to be a hotspot. I have PDANet that I bought years ago, and it only works via a physical connection with my…

I can cook with gas inside. Charcoal grilling FTW

Just take the MSF course and get a 250 to start and you'll be fine. Just like you wouldn't jump in a viper without ever having had a drivers license and not knowing how to drive a stick, you shouldn't get on a sportbike (which accelerates faster than the viper) without having learned properly.

Beyond that, motorcycles…

I just like the fat guy that comes tearing up in his SUV with the big chrome wheels. "Ok fellers, Jimbo's here, time for me to fix this mess!"