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All of them are bad, but I always did hate the gekko that Geico had. And Flo is really starting to irk my nerves, I kinda liked her when she first started the Progressive commercials, but now she just irrates the shit out of me. And all of Liberty Mutual’s commercials are just, well, bad.

For a while my was DEA Surveillance Van. I have some very sketchy neighbors......it made them nervous.

Every so often I rename my wifi network and currently it is “NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!” lol.

A friend of mine got the brilliant idea to lease a brand new loaded out Ford Excursion when they had first come out 00 - 01ish. Well, that was all fine and dandy, except for the fact that he drove something like 60,000 miles a year on average, so he had someone rolling the odometer back for him...........yeah, that

I should buy this used Bentley for the price of a new Chevy Impala?

I was totally thinking the same thing

That is one of the greatest features ever. When I had my Navigator I used it all the time. I’d leave my truck running with the AC on when I was out running errands and I’d lock the doors and when I got back out to the Navigator I’d use the keypad to get back in.

I used it all the time on my Navigator. Where I live, gets hot as hell in the summer, so I use to leave my engine running with the AC blasting when I had to run to the store and I would lock it and once I got out the store I’d use it to get back in.

“I hate the fuckin’ Eagles man.” The Dude that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

I just got rid of a Sierra 3500 dually I used to pull a fifth wheel, yeah, parking was a bitch, lol.

I’m going to have to disagree with you. The greatest engine ever built was the GM 5.7L followed closely by the GM 7.4L.

Not that I am planning to, but if I were moving across the country, what I would do, personally, is hook up my enclosed car hauler trailer to the back of my motorhome and make 2 or 3 trips across the country in the motorhome.

Within the last couple of months I have replaced my 2010 Navigator L with a 2015 Escalade ESV and I absolutely love it. It is so much better than the Lincoln on so many levels. It is my daily driver. But I must be honest, I have never felt like / pretended to be a badass rap star, lol.

I love Red Velvet Cake, but not with the bullshit cream cheese frosting. The recipe I have for my red velvet cake (an old family recipe) is for more of a butter cream frosting. It’s fucking delicious, but a pain in the ass to make.

The Cadillac Escalade and Escalade ESV “Baller” Edition, complete with 26” rims, illegal window tint and obnoxious audio system.

My brother bought a Titan in 05 and kept until 2012 at which time he traded it in on a used GMC Sierra and last year, he ended up trading the Sierra in on another new Titan. I thought he was dumb for that, seeing as how Nissan has been selling the same Titan since 2004, but he seems to be happy with it.

My daily driver is a Cadillac Escalade ESV and a GMC Sierra Dually, so I can’t help you on this one, lol.

The first time I ever rode the bus, it was a Greyhound from Columbus, GA to New Orleans. Nothing horrible happenened, but evey time we would stop, two guys would go run behind the bus in order to go hit the crack pipe a few times. They never did cause any trouble, except for the whole smoking crack thing.

You should start the 4X4 Donk trend, lol

I’ve gotten more tickets in the new (month and a half, since I bought it) Escalade ESV than I have in the C7 I’ve had for over a year now. I’ve gotten 1 ticket in the Vette and that was when it was brand new and I just got my 4th one today in the Escalade.