Enforcing the law is not greed. Obey the rules you low-life scumbags.

AirDrugMule...too easy. This just really doesn’t sound like a good idea. No matter what type of liability release you sign, you will still be punished. I’ve watched enough Locked Up Abroad.

Not sure why you think people know this exists. Outside of the gaming world, no one actually knows what the Switch is, because the name means nothing! Don’t name something what it does, CREATE A BRAND! I don’t know, like Xbox or Playstation. Have you heard of the new Ford Driving Machine! It’s amazing! Stupid…

They no longer make them so you better find one quickly.

They no longer make them so you better find one quickly.

Regular price is $12 so not that much chapter.

Regular price is $12 so not that much chapter.

Don’t front tuck! The image above looks like a slob. For guys, its the ultimate douche move. Again, don’t do it.

Besides a couple Senns, the rest of these are walmart specials. I feel sorry for your ears.

Besides a couple Senns, the rest of these are walmart specials. I feel sorry for your ears.

Fuck you jalopnik! People need to make a living and this is the motherfuckin land of opportunity!

Mattress. Worst $1800 I ever spent. I have a $200 one in my guest room I could sleep on for days.

I will picking this up for wiiu. I don’t need a second DOA console next to my television.

Take my info! I am not filling out fucking text boxes! I let chrome handle my credit cards too, because I like to live on the edge.

Take my info! I am not filling out fucking text boxes! I let chrome handle my credit cards too, because I like to live on the edge.

Roads on a mass scale will never support autonomous vehicles. Not possible in this country. California alone probably has more roads than many 1st world countries. There isn’t enough money and there never will be. Vehicle autonomy will be only be fancy safety features. Nothing more. Don’t even comment to the contrary…

If you buy new you kind of have to since a lot are junk now or the repair cost is insane. Example, I didn’t know the radio module in my 2012 explorer was $1500. Not the radio, just a small module. Without it, no radio or some heating/cooling controls. Went out twice, trans had to be reprogrammed to stop clunking, o2…

If anyone needs gap insurance, then they are buying a POS that doesn’t hold its value, they are getting a really bad deal or they are rolling a previous loan into a new loan. Either way, they need to reevaluate the situation.

See people, Austin is no longer a great place to get a job. You should not come here. You will regret it. Thank you!

Growing up in Michigan, nothing has changed. Dodge Chrysler is and always will be trash. They take advantage of certain socioeconomic factors to sell cars and somehow it keeps working.

Might as well have them buy something and give you the receipt for reimbursement. Same logic.

I just use the the recall message option built in to Outlook.

And then I would have to help them install a QR reader since the idea never caught on and no one knows what it is. Maybe I should set them up with a 3D television with passive or active glasses, not sure yet, and a minidisc alarm clock they can listen to in the luxurious waterbed I have provided them.