I thought he meant Adam & Eve the erotic clothing/dildo store which is an odd place to tell HS students to shop.

I can’t believe how much 14 year old me looked forward to reading this bozo’s column each week. Of course, 14 year old me’s favorite band was blink-182 and had no friends, so I guess that kind of makes sense.

I haven’t seen an Allen with this much poise since Jill walked in on Tim in Home Improvement S8E11, the “Binford Bad Boy” fucking machine episode

This game was such a classic trap game it should be called “The Bailey Jay Game”.

I’m picturing Jackson pullin up on Wiggins...literally in traffic...hopping out a yellow AMC Pacer with vanity plates that say MALICE

My bigger issue is how ridiculously awful this broadcasting crew has turned out. I enjoy Tessitore, but Witten and McFarland both are pretty bad and useless—and it seems like they’re saying the same (dumb) things, so why have two of them?

A friendly reminder that children who molest other children have frequently been molested themselves.

If you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells Mr Jello Notches. So there’s that.

I guess that finally gets Anna Benson off the hook, huh?

Good to know I am equally qualified to be to the FIFA council.

Caps lose in the second round. Ducks lose game seven at home.

Goodell wringing his hands about gambling is like Trump bragging how much he cares for the environment.

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

Yeah, but he married Lisa Dergan.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Russ Tyler approves

(spring practice)

Just Matip is practically Moting.

Do you think the NFL will try this tactic with domestic violence as well?