johndep22
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Oof, I have a few embarrassing ones, but most turn out ok, except for the time I lost my Hungarian bottle opener.

I am truly AMAZED, that despite wearing gloves that are stickier than the pile of socks under the computer desk, how incredibly BAD some of these clowns are at catching a football. The gloves today are insane; they banned Stick’um, but there is no substance out there that is performance enhancing as the gloves. It is

My wife works in a fairly large federal office that is ~75% black women... many of them HATED Obama by the end of his first term. Their attitude? “What has he done for black people?”

Yes, the school’s AD insurance (at least where I went) was pretty damn good. I broke my ankle in a pick up basketball game on campus and was taken to a regular hospital (not the one associated with the school) and they still went back and picked up pretty much all the bills there, as well as the physical therapy,

Ooof, Emanuel Sanders... that was going to get you out of bounds inside the 10 with time for one more play.

Ironic that one pain was about trauma, while another pain, the one that we are expected to be more compelled by, is a toddler not getting his ice cream before dinner. Little Brett should be confined to his room for that outburst.

Fuck this.

Simple, QB can no longer cross the line of scrimmage. Limits the number of hits the QB can take., limits the “will he/won’t he” split decision making defenders have to process when the QB moves. On pass rush, re-implement “In the grasp” so that defenders don’t have to rely on momentum and leverage to take down 250+

I can’t believe this Idiocracy.

Worked out well for the Je... oh, really? Bankruptcy, you say?  

LOL, you went to Jared...

Man, just when you think Gundy can be any more insane, he ups the bar... and here all this time I thought he was a man.

Warriors lay claim to the entire Bay Area, and are moving to SF soon to nail down the point that East Bay is not as sustainable. The market can support one baseball team very well; SF was first and called dibs. Oakland gets scraps. Building a stadium (particularly in the same spot once the Warriors vacate) doesn’t

...(Looks over each shoulder)

For every good column, there were three that were downright cringey.

Owner is definitely cheap, but the market has nothing to do with the owner(s)‘ worth. The Giants and Niners sued to keep Oakland out of Silicon Valley. East Bay is poor (and more diverse, not the MLB constituency) in comparison to the other regions of the Bay. Sacto/Stockton isn’t really part of the market.  Oakland

Wait, a chicken pot pie isn’t supposed to have a bottom crust? That’s about the stupidist thing I’ve ever heard! The bottom crust is the best part. It absorbs the gravy, but if you do it right, it remains hot and flaky. Plus, how do you share with others? A good pot pie cuts up just like a regular pie and shovels over

It’s not necessarily damage to the ligament that causes the tear. Over time, I had felt my knee getting less stable and went in to the ortho fearing it was about to blow. Ligaments were fine, but the extra strength training on my legs was keeping my quads and hamstrings tight when I’d get on the field. Stretching,

Would require that Manning stick with BB all those years. He had a cushy gig in Indy because he ran the offense... not sure BB would allow him the autonomy, and after winning a ring or two, he would have wanted his own team. But we would have been spared all the commercials.  Brady had been the ultimate company man