johnboltonsipowitz
John Bolton
johnboltonsipowitz

As long as it is not American banking crimes, then yes, we need to be very tough!

Correct. This is not showboating. This is merely reading the room. It is a new room thanks to Bernie, that bartender from New York, and Omar and Talib.

Kamala and I had lunch recently. We were joined by Andy Lack, Frank Luntz, and some think tank guys.

This is why we need to nuke NORTH KOREA and why I advised Mr. President that negotiating with this little cockroach is not going to work.

You shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth, Übermoose!

Thank you for your fine work smearing Assange.

Will you join our war in Venezuela?

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That was not a bitch slap. That was just an impotent white lady on the internet.

STOP SPEAKING THIS TRUTH AND POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH MY SHIT, MAN!

Shhh...

True lefties like you concern me.

Imagine if that Caddy ran over an armadillo.

A lefty like Artist and a righty like me both think that you are an IDIOT.

See. Now fuck. Elliot Abrams said, “Give this guy a chance.”

Now this is better.

He’s not a mor...okay, yes he is.

No. Not like this!

This is the good shit, right here.

You are the best of the best around here.

Good work, USPS.