IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!

Countach. It's the most Lamborghini-y Lamborghini ever.

I think this is the most reasonable and rational article on the subject I've ever seen on a Gawker site.

Interesting. As a frequent flyer, malnourishment is one of the worst parts of travel IMO. I'm young enough to consider no meals on flights as "normal" but poor enough to hate spending $6 on a Naked drink just to get something remotely salubrious in my body on a day of travel.

All around device usage;

Rule #1

I'm also getting a whiff of this:

The best looking Saturn there never was.

I dare you to ever hear "Little Bitty Pretty One" without the hair standing up on the back of your neck after watching Christine

Rubber:

Rubber

Keep it in the same family as the original...

seems fairly straightforward to me

All the cars from the junkyard scene in The Brave Little Toaster. The cars were deemed worthless, suffered from depression and guilt, and sang about it on the way to getting killed. Except for the one truck. It committed suicide. Some seriously messed up cars.

The Flintstones' car.

They don't get much bluer than this.

I thought it was just Trogdor!!

"Nice truck, sorry 'bout your dick."

Corvettes - driven by old men with gold chains that would rather shine them up that push them even the tiniest bit.

You can borrow, buy, or improvise the tools, but you need to know what you're doing first.