Can’t tell if that’s the headliner drooping like my 15 year-old nephew’s pants or if we’re seeing straight out the front windshield.

This damn hose never stayed connected. Or if it did, it was too stiff and would make the gun fall out of his hands.

I’ve said it before... I’m all about shoving the LSx into EVERYTHING! But if you’re not putting it in a Corvette, take off the Corvette plastic. This annoys me endlessly. For a couple hundred bucks you can get custom plastics. Or, you know, this motor is kinda sexy without a top on.

OR! I have access to a multimeter and a Les Schwab Tire Store (free flat fixes for life!)

Perfect place for a suicide knob.

When you absolutely, positively got to light up every motherfucker in the woods... accept no substitutes.

36 MPG City

Your modern two-stroke tends to have an exhaust valve these days. Both to alleviate this issue and to aid in emissions standards. My fuel-injected two-stroke snowmobile even has an 02 sensor. I think you might be living with an outdated idea of the two-stroke motor.

*BZZZT* I’m sorry, that answer is incorrect.

If it can’t hold my 40 of PBR, it can’t hold my heart.

And this little thing we had called The Great Depression.

When you come home with this:

The same column can be used in both right- and left-hand drive vehicles. Interchangeable parts keep prices low and simplify the supply chain.

Backlit license plates? Where can I get one?

I want Toyota to do half a dozen of these trucks and then give them away. Sweepstakes of the Future!

We used to have a half-ton Ford van that would kick the wipers on if you pushed the blinker stalk too hard. Didn’t matter which way you were turning. And we could pretty reliably recreate the issue. Before you get all “Crossed wire in the column”-y on me... remember that vans and trucks of this era had dash-mounted…

Up hill drag racing on a ski slope with alcohol injected hot rods. Gotta wait until the end of the ski season. Then we get events like this one all over the place.

You really should blank this out. Someone might steal your dad’s car or identity or something.

Is that a tire under the cold air intake/dryer hose? CP!

It’s funny that this article came out today. I took my Callaway for a drive just this morning.