1/2 of an old LTD steering wheel.

This thing looks like a hot rod if ever I've seen one— awesome stance with just a little rake, low roof line, wide running boards, honking long hood, just beautiful.

Chop tops are still cool.

Ratrod, FTW!

Offroad motorcycle tires. Excuse me, tYres, we're being all continental here.

I don't know if they're out of style or not, but I'll admit to having them in all of our vehicles.

The Amazon ads for each of these questionable gifts posted immediately underneath the reason why these gifts are despicable is one of the reasons I love Jalopnik.

If I blow all my cocaine money, how will I impress the hookers?

Beer can holder. Priorities, man, priorities.

I'm all for swapping the LS into many, many things— old roadsters, pickups, MG Midgets, RX-#s, Z cars, '32 Ford coupes, even Porsches.

Frenched antenna = NP!

*you're

It's like my dad's '57 Chevy got itself a Mini Me. Would hoon.

Awwww! You went and ruined a perfectly good rant. And made me look kinda dumb in the process. Boo!

I have always loved the looks of a properly detailed flathead V8.

Except after "C." And sometimes "S." But not always. Unfortunately, our species hasn't come up with hard and fast spelling rules for the English language.

Very few of which involve a window people can view INTO.

I'm thinking if you're going on a cruise you probably aren't spending that much time in your cabin. Kinda like Vegas.

These handles... that's attention to detail. Wonder if they used AutoLoc kits for the manual look, electric action.

I got my ass handed to me at a dragstrip by one of these with a 427 shoved under the hood.