Chop tops are still cool.

Ratrod, FTW!

Offroad motorcycle tires. Excuse me, tYres, we're being all continental here.

I don't know if they're out of style or not, but I'll admit to having them in all of our vehicles.

The Amazon ads for each of these questionable gifts posted immediately underneath the reason why these gifts are despicable is one of the reasons I love Jalopnik.

If I blow all my cocaine money, how will I impress the hookers?

Beer can holder. Priorities, man, priorities.

I'm all for swapping the LS into many, many things— old roadsters, pickups, MG Midgets, RX-#s, Z cars, '32 Ford coupes, even Porsches.

Frenched antenna = NP!

*you're

It's like my dad's '57 Chevy got itself a Mini Me. Would hoon.

Awwww! You went and ruined a perfectly good rant. And made me look kinda dumb in the process. Boo!

I have always loved the looks of a properly detailed flathead V8.

Except after "C." And sometimes "S." But not always. Unfortunately, our species hasn't come up with hard and fast spelling rules for the English language.

These handles... that's attention to detail. Wonder if they used AutoLoc kits for the manual look, electric action.

I got my ass handed to me at a dragstrip by one of these with a 427 shoved under the hood.

Man, this is like bitching that the Pawn Stars guys are ripping off people trying to sell valuable antiques to a pawn store. I just don't get the ire over low ball offers. You want to make money selling something? You got to put in the effort and time yourself. If you take it to someone, don't get all butthurt because…

I've got a 1970 Buick Riviera I'm dd'ing while my wife's Scion sits in body shop hell and she has possession of the pickup for carting around the kiddos.

No fart can, no sale!

Pretty sure that's a foot rest. You can't see the long skinny peddle because it is hiding behind the bottom spoke of the steering wheel.