Tucker!

I'm sure it'll tow a house, but stopping might suck just a bit.

I am continually surprised that daytime lights haven't become required equipment on new cars. Talk about a big bang for your buck. I mean, all the freaking wiring is there. It would even SAVE manufacturers money by removing the need for a light witch... start the car BOOM lights on! DRTs have got to be at least as…

From the movie "Pink Cadillac" starring Clint Eastwood. Comes with a bunch of movie memorabilia. Wonder what shipping is like to get from Paris to Idaho.

Totally overlooked this one...

This is the first CP where I might legitimately be worried about finding an actual crap pipe between the seats.

People tend to forget that a metric fuckton of these cars came with a straight six. I'd rather see a (twin) turbo six (of pretty much any species) in an original six-pot car than the same old boring V8 swap.

Gonna go out on a limb and say I don't hate it. I actually kind of like the body lines. The wheel choice and that paint make it look a bit cartoony for my taste. But overall very retro chic. I hope there's an LS sitting under that huge rear window.

<Insert Jar Jar Binks .gif here>

All that work on a gorgeous car just to have a redtop plunked down as an afterthought? Put it in the trunk. Battery cables aren't that expensive.

For this kind of money I expect Lambo doors.

Side boob.

Isn't this why they still sell concrete in bags?

"Oregon drivers are also allowed to turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way - including onto a freeway ramp - on a red."

It's a unicorn.
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It's a unicorn.

I thought the mailbox as a hood-scoop was kind of clever. A clever turd is still a turd, though.

And this...

Not to mention that a bike doesn't have a door hanging into the next lane.

For that price I can buy one with no rust and a blown motor and do a 3.8 swap. Crack Pipe.