First time, long time. Do you think Paul Finebaum is entertaining? I'll hang up and listen.

Dusty Dick Rider? I thought Anna Nicole Smith was dead.

More importantly, check out one of the 9 people Chipper's following. https://twitter.com/lilgeorgiapeach New venue, same old Chipper.

Great, my bracket's fucked.

Ton Tamm, I thought that was you!

Hey Taylor, I also suck at being a quarterback.

Like everyone else who has done the same, I bet Brian is regretting the decision to go to Krystal's.

War Jim Rome has an AOL email address.

Can't believe the dad already changed his name to distance himself from this.

Not.

Sorry I'm late, just wanted to say you did a real good job and congrats on the promotion to Gawker.

But Stan Lynch was ok???

I hate being "that guy", but I am pretty sure Bilbo never wears a Hat FM in the book.

Someone teach this writer how to do screen shots.

I bet she just has those for the parking pass.

I think I see Rick Muscles!!!

BUT PAWWWWWWLLLL.

YESSS "This is America!!"

Will this interfere with Dong Year?

Ron Jeremy was also spotted sleeping at this year's Bonnaroo.