I dunno, for $1700, you get to play volleyball with Anne Greene, which might be sort of, well, not exactly fun, but you'd probably get to see her boobs jiggle!

I remember being terrified by that ride when I was maybe 7. It was a sort of violent, jerky ride that exposed little kids to bars and shootouts, killed them with a train, and then took them for an early glimpse of thier inevitable eternal damnation. Fun for the whole family, though maybe it was just Walt Disney subtly…

I thought that ride was closed - or maybe it's just the one at Disney World?

How 'bout all those Underworld movies? They try so hard to create a quasi-magic universe that they give you almost nothing but backstory, to the point that I can hardly tell which movie I have on in the other room while I make dinner. Still, the history is so convoluted and nonsensical that it becomes a horrible…

The clitoris is real??

Did you guys plan that?

"sexual disappointment of married-with-kids adulthood"
You're getting a little too close to home there, Phipps!

Occasionally I get sort of jealous of, I don't know, Rio de Janeiro or whatever for their presumed huge population of supermodel-beautiful women, but it sure could be worse…

"Delusional" doesn't seem to cut it here. This is more the level of psychotic self-deception.

^^^I don't understand the whole Chicago/New York Pizza Debate. They're apples and oranges, each delicious in their own way. That being said, I don't know of any New York pizza that can make my knees buckle like Lou Malnati's.

Fuck, that was terrible. That wasn't UCB was it?

The best part was when the ball hit him in the crotch!

Heh, it's America's wang!

Ah, @avclub-f44e5f581e7f058880813901dfa1b55f:disqus , where were you when I was 16?  I suppose she must have been pretty in to it, as she kept coming back for more even with the certainty of eternal flesh-flaying damnation. Plus, I'm married and all now, but she was up for doing some things… Still, dealing with all…

Facebook has become very useful in the last 24 hours for mocking Jets fans.

To be honest, I was always a little upset that this movie came out after I'd already lost the opportunity to use that line. It might have lightened the mood with my born-again, now deflowered out of wedlock and going to Hell, high school girlfriend.

"I love sitting out here, looking at those little twinkly things in the sky. I forget the technical term."  
"Stars"
"Whatever"
This movie is full of win. Not at all surprised that it has a lot of fans on the AV Club.

I second Get a Life as an underrated comic masterwork.

Just last weekend I was talking to my 14 year old niece and I mentioned how I stole my shoes off a drifter's corpse. She laughed nervously, but I don't think she got the reference.

AMAZED by General Swedish Nordic Mint Snus!!