Good thing Danica Patrick wasn't involved or else somebody would've broke their dick off.

So why was he pulled in the middle of a game that didn't matter?

That awkward half hug with Klinsmann may have been better than the Algeria goal.

AJ Bouye trying to steal Watt's spotlight...way to be THAT guy, dick.

Child, please.

True but the Cardinals are like that frat that doesn't throw parties and wants to set an example for all the other frats

The Patriots are the biggest frat in the country

Ahh, the ol' Aaron Hernandez Cell Phone Shuffle-n-Smash. Such a classic!

Is the boy attempting to bat or reenacting Adrian Peterson at a family reunion?

The only person in Pittsburgh able to score 8 quick points is Ben Roethlisberger and the Steeler's running backs getting pulled over for smokin' that Mary Jane.

Hunter Pence leaves his kid in the stands for open-ended playdates, making it difficult for you to take your kids home and put them to bed.

Look behind the boy. That person is wearing a cape!

I'm sure Coach Strong could reefer a few players to Coach Snoop.

I'm sure they could hash it out

Something tells me Coach Strong and Coach Snoop would have chronic issues.

Waiters and waitresses across America are jacking off to this.

Michigan State had their FIFTH STRING quarterback in at the end of the game.

Good thing he included "Ann Arbor" because this resume looks more "Flint" or "Dearborn".

Did the post on Wednesday serve as Bear Friday or should I keep refreshing?