Wouldn't it be rich if both wore size 17 shoes?

Is the boy attempting to bat or reenacting Adrian Peterson at a family reunion?

The only person in Pittsburgh able to score 8 quick points is Ben Roethlisberger and the Steeler's running backs getting pulled over for smokin' that Mary Jane.

Hunter Pence leaves his kid in the stands for open-ended playdates, making it difficult for you to take your kids home and put them to bed.

Look behind the boy. That person is wearing a cape!

I'm sure Coach Strong could reefer a few players to Coach Snoop.

Waiters and waitresses across America are jacking off to this.

Michigan State had their FIFTH STRING quarterback in at the end of the game.

Good thing he included "Ann Arbor" because this resume looks more "Flint" or "Dearborn".

Did the post on Wednesday serve as Bear Friday or should I keep refreshing?

Meh, two game suspension. Wait, Deadspin has the video? SUSPENDED FOR LIFE.

What the fuck does seeing the video have anything to do with this? He was charged for knocking her out. He admitted that he knocked her out. Now months later a video gets released and guess what it showed?! Him knocking her out! I don't know of a pleasant way of knocking someone out so if someone could explain why…

Ryan Leaf: [passes torch to Manziel]

"Does that include barbiturates?"

This is Stage 4 of becoming a Detroit Lions fan.