The problem with “flattering” is that what it usually means is dressing in a way that gets you as close as possible to an arbitrary and impossible patriarchal beauty standard. It essentially asks women to apologize and compensate for what we naturally look like. We should strive to dress in ways that make us feel good…

A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs.

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

Jewel’s response is lovely:

why were you hard in the first place?

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

BUT WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SUPER HERO? Julian and her other fans need to know!

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

Parfumerie —> The Shop Around the Corner —> The Good Old Summertime —> You’ve Got Mail —> Tweet Love.

So, a 21st-century You’ve Got Mail.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?