I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed…

How soon before he and JonTron are running Breitbart’s Gaming section?

All over the country Sikhs were targeted for hate crimes and racial harassment after 9/11, because ignorant uneducated white people thought anyone wearing a turban must be a Muslim. You’d think some people would remember that. When xenophobia becomes rampant in society anyone with brown skin is targeted.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

The former are my parents. They were raised in the Deep South and my mother didn’t have indoor plumbing until she was a senior in High School — late 50's. Everything had to be COOKED, goddammit! Otherwise you might get sick.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

Anyone who ruins a quality cut of meat, even if it’s one of Trump’s shitty steaks, by overcooking it and dowsing it in ketchup is obviously a simpleton who should stick to ground beef. Unfortunately in this case the simpleton happens to be the President of the United States.

As someone whose family often broiled steaks in the oven to the point of charring them through, I can attest that ketchup is possibly the only thing that can make a well done steak palatable.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

As a former child who ate his steak that way and stopped once was shown what seasoning was, I can attest to the veracity that this is indeed how children eat.

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

That’s a wholly inaccurate description of both socio-economic philosophies.

wait did u just quote ben shapiro unironically???

ben shapiro is a 5'4" manlet and he’s extremely embarrassed about that

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

Could be worse. They could be libertarians or god forbid, Republicans.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

Yeah, but did you ever see what happens when they let the people vote? You get the People’s Choice Awards. Have you looked at the past winners of the People’s Choice Awards? Adam Sandler has 9 all after 2000. He’s a fucking dynasty when you let the people vote.