That’s a shit take

If they win last year, they almost assuredly don’t sign Durant. So Cleveland’s 3-1 comeback probably doomed the league for the next 5 years.

Yes, no one EVER talks about Jordan’s defense. You are so right. He is definitely the most underappreciated athlete ever.

The worst part is I did actually read the article. Mondays are rough.

In championship-level combat sports, as with generations of inbred European royalty, there’s never really an interregnum.

Speaking of UFC, Mighty Mouse released a helluva statement today regarding his feelings about Dana and the UFC. Worth a read over at mmafighting.

I’m not sure that anyone else in that division can beat Aldo. Holloway justhas the necessary tools: ridiculous stamina, iron chin, and a long enough reach to trade without taking too much damage.

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.

No, it’s cool. I was actually wanting to cry along with a grown man this morning. Thanks.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

You’ve met my brother, then?

Every person I know who has even a passing interest in MMA is EXTREMELY excited for this card. It’s STACKED from top to bottom and there is always something special when a Heavyweight title is on the line.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Hamilton: Wait, so ... I have to choose between Alex Jones or Chobani?

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

Oh look at fuckin mistah SAT’s ovah here why don’t you. You read real good, huh? Why don’t read deese nuts, pussy. NOHMAH!

read Miller’s post before you jump in with comments about the Red Sox rotation, please