Every person I know who has even a passing interest in MMA is EXTREMELY excited for this card. It’s STACKED from top to bottom and there is always something special when a Heavyweight title is on the line.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Hamilton: Wait, so ... I have to choose between Alex Jones or Chobani?

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

Oh look at fuckin mistah SAT’s ovah here why don’t you. You read real good, huh? Why don’t read deese nuts, pussy. NOHMAH!

read Miller’s post before you jump in with comments about the Red Sox rotation, please

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

“Why don’t people do this regularly?”

get a load of this fuckin guy

Lonzo Ball will be the guy that puts up strong numbers for bad teams in the NBA.

This is closer to the truth. I mean, first of all, fuck off, Lavar. Glad to see you go. The epitome of horrible sports dad and the “one and done” culture, though Lonzo doesn’t seem to have inherited too much of that... yet.

Racism takes interpersonal and institutional forms. Just be honest that you’re trying to redefine the term:

Lonzo had a terrible sweet 16 game.

Whatta scoop!

Yes, “shitbag” is in the Oxford dictionary, you cunt. It means... you.

A real star can take his team on his back. Like Steph did with fuckin Davidson. Of course Steph’s dad was actually good at basketball

The media kept shoving a mic in the face of a crazy person until they finally got internet gold. Congratulations

"If I see some guy I'm gonna throw a piece of pizzer at him"