Yeah, I read all the Dark Tower books, and I’m still not sure that was a good idea. I keep saying I’m going to pick up something like Under the Dome or Bleak House or Doctor Sleep, but it never seems to happen.

I’m really looking forward to seeing this. The source material is a flawed gem that never gets much attention when discussing King.

This year has taught me that no matter how many Stephen King books I’ve read, there are still a seemingly endless amount left I haven’t gotten to.

“Perry went on to say that he trusts Osteen to use the money to get supplies for the people who need it”

Since most seeking shelter are poor and minorities, I assume Osteen’s major concern was that their presence would scare off his much whiter, much wealthier congregants from coming to empty their pockets for him every Sunday.

This all could have been avoided if the truck had a gun.

Black tires.

You don’t like a car parked in front of your house, so you shoot out the tires and engine, so it can stay parked in front of your house. Darwin must have taken a nap during this episode.

All cities here have at least one witch market. The one in my city is right next to the computer parts section in one of the biggest markets around here XD. Most people here don’t believe in those things, but some sure do and are willing to pay a lot for those things. Ubisoft actually did good research for this game,…

See, the Democrats need to be strategic and hit where the Republicans are weakest and most vulnerable. With a motherfucker like Paul Ryan, that’s clearly “Leg Day”

“Can we please have assistance at checkpoint A. We have a passenger who doesn’t know who he is.”

This just makes me smile because, you know what? The python’s just about ready to shit out that pig. The Millennials only got stuck with a protracted adolescence because of the Boomers protracted adulthood. It’s not surprising the economy suffers when the oldest generation stays in the workforce way, WAY past its…

what? Certainly this guy could never be a Dr. feelgood...

He may make up for it by having each half of his brain taking turns sleeping during the day.

(unintelligible screaming)

He’s also a spineless little shitweasel. Him and Jason “I wouldn’t be able to look my family in the eye if I supported Trump” Chaffetz. Dinners at his house must sure be awkward, what with him string at the table the whole time.

I think the Montreal-Olympics-Were-a-Disaster narrative was partly sustained by the aesthetic/maintenance of Olympic Stadium, which always looked like shit on TV and, diehards notwithstanding, rarely had decent-looking crowds. It was a nonstop reminder in our press. Different story if that was in Ottawa and no MLB…

Its worth pointing out that differentiation isn't as necessary in creating Japanese characters for a japanese audience as it is creating american characters for an american audience. In America we are a melting pot of races from around the world, it is expected, in some cases necessary to show the ethnic background of…