Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.

Nell, honey, why do you keep digging your hole even deeper? What are you trying to accomplish? What is the point of all this??

I would be shocked if he didn't try to run for something again in the future.

This clickbaity article with no real substance needs more people calling it thus, increasing the comment count and moving it up the sidebar so that more people can call it out for what it is and then maybe buy a Chevy Volt.

I'm not sure she knows exactly what a fact is...
ETA: Perhaps Lewis Black can clear it up for her...

Wow. What a bitch. I didn't think it was possible, but somebody more vile than Wiener actually made me feel a little sorry for him.

Would whoever mused "I wonder what's up with Sydney Leathers" please promise to never do that again?

I'm not clutching my pearls about a married dude having an affair, nor this woman's role in it. But this vindictive piece from someone who rewarded his egotism is the height of hypocrisy.

Is photographic evidence the only thing that separates the fates of the Anthony Weiners and the Bill Clintons?

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

Oh Jezebel/GM - just NO.

I know, women never shame other women for that sort of thing. Only dudes do it. Damn those doody-headed dudes.

I've found women to be far more judgemental about women like Ms Mills, but I know it's not popular to express that 'round these parts so I'll write it once and never again.

Why is she sitting on a wooden pallet inside of a giant paper bag?

I predict comments predicting more comments of shit show comment predictions.

I predict there will be more comments predicting a shit show than actual shit show comments.

My only thought is this: examining violence in games, and how we react to it and why is important, but it's hard for me to muster that effort when there's something about this game feels fundamentally dishonest. I realize that may sound absurd, but... it screams marketing gimmick, and not a very good one at that—I…

Flounder? I hardly know her!

Eh? Eh?

That doesn't mean they're lying either. These cases are very complicated, which is why people should probably stay out of it and let authorities handle it before making their own minds up without having personally witnessed anything.