What planet are you from where that's true?

Good lord. OBVIOUSLY breasts serve dual functions for women. No one is denying that, and that is not what this article is about. It is about public decency laws.

Your arguments are all over the place. ahem...

Should my bf be allowed to walk down the street with his cock hanging out? Can I flash my vaj up and down Michigan Avenue in Chicago?

Women have fully-formed breasts, and are conventionally seen as visually the most sexual part of a woman's body. Men do not have breasts.