Definitely a basset hound, and not a beagle according to the BBC.

I promise to lay down myself, and live sacrificially for you. I am entering into this relationship because I know you are the same sort of person, but even when one of us isn't able to live up to the expectation, there will be grace from the other person until we get back on track.

Let me preface that I'm white, and I think it definitely raises issues about race. That being said, why does this article conflate the police response to the protesting (and the protesting itself) with Mike Brown's actual physical death? They are related, but they are not the same issue. But this article makes them…

Unless you own the website, Ellen, none of your comments hold any weight. You don't get to own the conversation, and you don't get to tell people they don't belong here. I suppose I could make a comparison to a man telling you to leave your workplace because commerce and such are not a woman's business, but it's…

Jezebel doesn't advocate for equality, friend. They advocate for whatever they want, when they want it. They don't give a fuck about justice or equanimity.

You can't be assailed by imagery. That's not how it works.

Dude, they are literally trying their hardest to get your goat. That's the whole point of this. Jezebel isn't anymore in touch with gender equality or third-wave feminism than Fox News is with reality. They want what they want, how they want it, when they want it, dammit. Logic, decency, equanimity, justice and…

Sorry, I'm not a Catholic. I am quite unhappy about the rape epidemic within the church's recent past. It means a lot to me specifically because I was sexually abused as a child (although, by my friend's mother, and not a priest). I, myself, know many Catholics who are ashamed of their church's record, and have called…

When you protest outside of a government building, are you protesting government itself? Are you protesting the very idea that there be a government? Or are you protesting some specific issue close to your heart?

Complain legitimately about women being seen as sex objects? Check. Write an article decrying anyone not wanting to participate in the sexual objectification of women? Check.

A single celled organism can be a human. Sorry. You're wrong. Or does having "more" cells make someone "more" human? Are tall, large people more human?

That's right, just try to marginalize me, instead of using pesky facts. "Fetus" is a development stage of a human. It's completely irrelevant to the discussion. A human is a human is a human. Ask a fucking biologist. But you won't, will you? You'll just keep listening to blogs and your friends. Full DNA sequence.…

Women HAVE agency, even after getting pregnant. But you can't have AGENCY over someone else! I would never suggest women are for breeding. But when you're pregnant, you have already done the breeding! A single-celled organism is a "human" according to biology and science. They might not be "human" based on your…

The right to life is not given by society. Our constitution says otherwise. They are endowed by the Creator, and that happens at creation.

And ending a human's life is not a part of helping a woman. The WHOLE POINT is that there's no fucking connection.

"Murder" is not a scientific word, which means the definition of it changes whenever the majority of idiots decide they want it to. Your rights end when they infringe on another person's. That's how rights work. Why not start worrying about your fucking responsibilities to the human life you created, instead of…

Opinions which you have, in your own words, no right to have? Nice double standard. It doesn't apply anyway, because I couldn't give a shit about your womb if you told me not to. I care about the other person inside of it. 30+ million fucking people were killed without their consent. But you keep being brave so that…

Feel free, but people are not potential people. A full set of human chromosomes constitutes human classification and genetic distinction from the mother. Metabolic reactions and cell growth represent the biological status known as "life." A human being (not potential) is already present at the moment of conception.…

As does abortion. You don't get to decide what "living" means. Doctors and scientists do. And they have already weighed in on that fucking debate. You lose.

They don't have DNA distinct from the person they are in! And nothing I said was subjective. There are fucking biological definitions for "alive" and "distinct" and "human." We use FUCKITTY FUCKING DNA and observation to MAKE SUCH ASSERTIONS. Also, many doctors don't support abortion, and many doctors support…