joesquirrel
Joe Squirrel
joesquirrel

It’s time somebody sat you down David. The problem is not that your vehicles -look- like junk, it’s that they -run- like junk.

Buying a fully functional schoolbus with air-conditioning on Craiglist for less than $5000.

“I have no idea what that lever does.”

The engineers who do all the grunt work aren’t paid enough to live in the same city, while the managers are shoveled African-nation-GDP amounts of cash based solely on the valuation.

God forbid LEOs and security went back to using sedans like they did for the first century of driving.

Reverse: I’ve read this sentence a dozen times, and it will not come out as anything other than “Fire king Tirestone dies”

Trump’s never held a rifle either, and you can count the number of Republican congressmen who have on one hand. There’s a word of that: chickenhawks.

This is a guy who tried to clean motor oil off his pants by putting them in a dish washer. What do you think he did?

I’d love to see David and Torch do a “weirdest pile of crap we can find” build video together.

Mister Y. P. Pull here-

Look Torch, we were willing to accept a drink or two at lunch, we all have some tough days, but this is starting to get out of hand...

I was 19 and took my mother’s POS Honda out to the store, which included a five minute jaunt down the interstate. It was Christmas Eve and there had just been some light snow and freezing rain, but it’s Texas and I’m 19 so fuck it.
Came up over a rise in the road and hit a patch of black ice on the downslope, at 55.

Why does an article about the CR-V get three times the views of the Porsche? Any or all of the following:

Wow, I remember reading an article about this in an airliner magazine a couple years ago. Good to see they actually went through with building it.

This right here is the deal, especially with the cagey stage-magician way that FF is both part of and not part of LeEco at the same time. Expect other Chinese companies to start using this model in the future.

As a supposedly-passionate millennial in the tech industry myself, I have two things to say:

At the suburb of Dallas I live in, the police depart exclusively uses Ford Explorers for its patrol vehicles. The dog park is the largest area of un-developed land in the county.

“Crankshaft position sensor” malfunction due to a slight leak in the rear main seal. Stopped the engine dead midstroke on the freeway, cost $500 to replace before even talking about the main seal.

This is the best reply in the thread. If you’re going to blow money on overpowered luxury, go all the damn way.

This list is bollocks. I had this exact same question a year ago, and what did I get? A convertible Mercedes CLK 500 with 75k miles, for a third of what this guy is looking to spend. Power, luxury, and potentially extravagant repair bills hanging over my head like the Sword of Damocles.