I’ll keep saying it as one syllable to the day I die.

That’s at least two digits of Jeep carcasses.

Once upon a time elevators were finicky enough to need an operator, but even then, nope not a vehicle. For insurance purposes, an elevator is considered static machinery the same as a boiler or HVAC unit.

Pretty sure that’s 90 kilometers per hour. Which would still be gloriously terrifying.

“I’m not a scientist. I don’t need credibility.”

“My contention is that dark energy is created in the hearts of black holes”

9 out of 10 I’d buy the sedan. I like the trunk being separate, and having a back window and C-pillars I can see out of. That being said, this is the million dollar question. When basically the same money gets you a sedan, or a hatchback version of that sedan, and the hatchback is objectively “more car for your money”…

A real dobby bratchny, me droog.

Saw this on Craigslist last night and though, god bless this glorious bastard for thinking he can actually charge money for this scrapheap.

In all seriousness, I search Min Price 1000 too, so I’m not sifting through pages of results for individual parts, or cheesedick listings for $1 and so forth.

Make sure you don’t leave it on the street afterwards.

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

1: Make a Grey Poupon joke, wait for them to sigh in frustration, then ask “That’s the car, right?”.
2: Throw open my coat to appear larger and stand still. It’ll be too confused to pursue.
3: Ask the driver why his “Quail car” looks like it just saw a ghost.
4: Rapidly and loudly quote Joe Isuzu commercials until they…

So this Chinese start-up operates under a German-name and press releases photoshops of Japanese cars. I don’t care how racist it sounds, that is the most Chinese way of doing business I’ve seen since that GM factory that worked as a different company on the night-shift. It’s vaporware in car form, complete with a…

Finally a way to smuggle my gold! Just need to build the Mammoth Car body, and stop Speed Racer from foiling my plans.

Donating nine million dollars to homeless shelters would do more to clean up the MTA than better twitter response.
Hell, nine million Glade plugins would work too.

Torchinsky 2016

What do people treat worse than a rental car? A rental “off-roader”.

They’re all about state’s rights, as long as those rights are Republican rights. Right? Right.

-the KirkSport - a re-badged Saturn Solstice widened by 4 inches to accommodate the dual captains chairs. Available only in automatic.