A real dobby bratchny, me droog.

Saw this on Craigslist last night and though, god bless this glorious bastard for thinking he can actually charge money for this scrapheap.

In all seriousness, I search Min Price 1000 too, so I’m not sifting through pages of results for individual parts, or cheesedick listings for $1 and so forth.

Make sure you don’t leave it on the street afterwards.

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

1: Make a Grey Poupon joke, wait for them to sigh in frustration, then ask “That’s the car, right?”.
2: Throw open my coat to appear larger and stand still. It’ll be too confused to pursue.
3: Ask the driver why his “Quail car” looks like it just saw a ghost.
4: Rapidly and loudly quote Joe Isuzu commercials until they…

So this Chinese start-up operates under a German-name and press releases photoshops of Japanese cars. I don’t care how racist it sounds, that is the most Chinese way of doing business I’ve seen since that GM factory that worked as a different company on the night-shift. It’s vaporware in car form, complete with a…

Finally a way to smuggle my gold! Just need to build the Mammoth Car body, and stop Speed Racer from foiling my plans.

Donating nine million dollars to homeless shelters would do more to clean up the MTA than better twitter response.
Hell, nine million Glade plugins would work too.

Torchinsky 2016

What do people treat worse than a rental car? A rental “off-roader”.

They’re all about state’s rights, as long as those rights are Republican rights. Right? Right.

-the KirkSport - a re-badged Saturn Solstice widened by 4 inches to accommodate the dual captains chairs. Available only in automatic.

Un-bury this COTD

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. But bless that crazy expat for trying anyway.

Genuinely surprised those turds came at him with a bat instead of a gun apiece themselves.

It’s threads like this that suggest buying a pickup truck should come with the same kind of waiting period and database registry that buying a gun does, because holy shit are there a lot of guys using three ton vehicles as a rage outlet.

Pity this post is too long and too late to get the attention it deserves, because damn your analysis is spot on.

Especially after the previous COTD fiasco, if this isn’t the winner today, there is no justice in this world.

“I’ve clearly not planned this out properly.”