Un-bury this COTD

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. But bless that crazy expat for trying anyway.

Genuinely surprised those turds came at him with a bat instead of a gun apiece themselves.

It’s threads like this that suggest buying a pickup truck should come with the same kind of waiting period and database registry that buying a gun does, because holy shit are there a lot of guys using three ton vehicles as a rage outlet.

Pity this post is too long and too late to get the attention it deserves, because damn your analysis is spot on.

Especially after the previous COTD fiasco, if this isn’t the winner today, there is no justice in this world.

“I’ve clearly not planned this out properly.”

“But then you realize that the front windshield actually recedes up into the roof”

3rd Gear:

When my CJ’s rear dif seized up, thankfully while driving on concrete, I had to winch it onto a trailer. I had a friend who’s slightly larger than me crank on a comealong ratchet from the front of the trailer, while I balanced the rear axle on a rolling jack like that one and shoved the rear end along. Moving that…

McParland: Consumer Reports boring-mobile

AKA “Still trying to make quota at 5:23 on Friday”

“That’s disappointing, Jalopnik planned to bid for Lamborghini. Jason Torchinsky had some interesting and ambitious plans.”

Anybody else a little mystified that Jason, professional internet dipshit, is so knowledgable of spacecraft design? Somewhere there’s a world with rocket scientist Dr Torchinsky, and that world’s NASA is way better than ours.

Yeah yeah, and you had to walk to school fifteen miles in the snow uphill both ways.

So nobody wants to shop at dealerships, and nobody wants to work at dealerships. It amazes me that a new car can even sell in America.

Is it just me, or does it seem a little... wasteful? to have tons of glowing shit all over an electric car.

I once again find myself asking the question, “How the hell did people function before GPS could tell them where to go?”

What sort of “favors” does Jason have to perform to get to drive all these cars?

Obligatory “The goggles! They do nothing!” joke.