What do all of these girls have against shirts?

What is this, 2004? Where are my nineteen touchscreens and LED effect lights? How can they even call this a concept car...

A 700 horsepower almost-offroader you say? Exactly what I needed to ride into Valhalla. I hope they have a “shiny and chrome” trim package.

Why am I looking at Carlsbad Caverns?

“We are not talking about a one-off mistake, but a whole chain of mistakes that was not interrupted at any point along the time line,” he told reporters at Volkswagen headquarters in Wolfsburg, Germany.

“We envision this like a smart phone. The revenue starts once you get the device in the owners’ hands. We’re looking at subscriptions and apps and other opportunities.”

Why are all these Gizmodo articles about automobile stuff being written by someone who unabashedly hates automobiles?

Unfortunately they’ll have to ugly up this rear end to meet the “two distinct tail lights” requirement.

1st Gear: Is anybody really surprised that MAN would be valued more than Bentley, Lamborghini or Ducati? There’s literally a million times as many cargo trucks and ship engines in the world versus luxury supercars.

THERMAL EFFICIENCY BRAINSTORM

Now -that- is how you hypermile. I’d love to see one of these things striped to the bones, like that 84mpg Beetle.

“We all choose a hill on which to die.”

A machine that only qualifies as a motorcycle by technical legality in certain jurisdictions. The Morgan 3 has no reason or right to exist. And I absolutely adore the thing.

#COTD I haven’t heard “hershey squirts” in eons.

Mmmm lookit all dat hood.

“And they aren’t thinking in a future-forward way about designing for the self-driving car society: building denser neighborhoods, narrowing streets, and devoting much less real estate to parking.”

So Ingmar Bergman up in here.

It’s an idea I’ve mused over and I’d love to see happen, a two-tier rating of new car registration. Tier 1 is fully compliant cars, by all modern standards.

“This is why Alison Stevenson is a hero, and William Lloyd is the exact opposite.”

Pity rollover protection law means you could never sell this car in America. It sure does look nice.