I think this what has to happen. Seattle - rejoice.

It's going to cost the NBA a lot.

Lebron really thinks he's 90s Michael Jordan. He isn't.

Ha! I call bullshit on this one.

Boise already got burned a couple years ago for the terrible crime of players letting visiting recruits sleep on the floor of their dorm rooms. Anyway, what's up with his uncle not being able to have someone stay a month with him? Government housing regulations?

Louie should do an episode where he dates a black woman and has to deal with black guys.

There are loads of fat guys who can't get laid. Life is unfair, fat chicks. Louie can only get attractive women because he's wealthy/famous. What's that say about women?

That is awful.

"Remember the Batsuit with nipples"

It's not a water softener.

I wish Richard Sherman was the first gay NFL player.

Making your 7 year old watch draft coverage is child abuse. Also, how about articles explaining how I should talk about MMA, beer commercials, Axe body spray, the Kardashians etc to my kids. I need this advise from fucking Deadspin.

See also, mountain climber.

Some people are proud of the most inconsequential bullshit.

There really shouldn't be such a thing as a 31 year old professional track athlete.

The sort of unoriginal art that a community college student would produce. Up next, Barbi, except blah blah blah.

Viral video for Scion?

The only cool parkour thing I've ever watched is these two French action movies called District 13. Check them out.

Is now the time to remark how expensive NBA games are?

Those super high capital gains taxes... Sigh. Don't inheritance taxes start after $2m? Not that billionaires don't have a thousand ways to avoid paying them via "trusts".