The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

Well for one, that account started when Whitlock was working at Foxsports.com and was virtually invisible. Who the fuck is making a parody account and tweeting daily on it for a damn foxsports.com writer.

The issue might be that perhaps his mom was once a prostitute. Hopefully some brave NFL GM managed to ask him about that.

This is interesting news. And like every other piece of interesting news the day before the draft, is probably complete and utter bullshit spewed by the teams sitting 20+ that want him to fall

Shinn finished second, despite bringing up the rear.

No competent usher would ever let someone take their seat in the middle of a pitch. At Nats Park they have literal stop signs that prevent anyone from trying to take their seat while the ball is in play.

So wait, authorities must have already known about this party because it "caused her to lose custody of her five children." Why wasn't she arrested then and there?

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.

Bruce Allen is used to making irrelevant personnel calls

My guess would be Snyder wanted it canned and tried to pass the blame/cost to ESPN, and ESPN was like “nah, that’s your million bucks”, so Snyder begrudgingly put the show on the air because he’s not the type to waste money on things that aren’t overpriced veteran football players.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

Why do you waste so many words on shit like this?

Except Neon and 90’s trucker hats are a thing right now. Prob just a coincidence that 2005 was 80’s trucker hatty.

At least there’s not a hint of jealousy in this article.

I feel like I've read this before...

"I still think he's a good person,"

Longer when compared with simply putting garbage in the garbage can!

He was just making sure they weren't doing any gay stuff.

Did anyone really think swordfighters actually did funny twirls in real life? Any idiot who did that would simply end up 6 feet under.