Well done, sir.

Dallas-Ft Worth

Spoken like a person in the legal field.

No kidding. Put your dukes up.

It’s not a sucker punch if you’re face to face. Period. It may have been less than gallant, but it’s not a sucker punch.

Extremely well written-lack of attention to the inevitable injustice to the falsely accused notwithstanding.

💯

I’ll stick with the Conquest. Thank you.

Precisely.

There is not one damn thing wrong with tossing the opponents home run ball back on the field. Douchey is being the self-appointed arbiter of All Things Right and Good in baseball. You know, the Cardinals and their fans.

Presumably you’re actually right.

Gallons! This made me laugh out loud. Jiffy Lube has double o-ringed me twice. After driving a mile or two the idiot lights came on and the motor took on a decidedly angry tone. Pulled the Town & Country over immediately and saw a trail of oil stretching as far back as I could see. Both times they told me to drive it…

When I was a kid it stood for Stop Teasing Polacks. For real. Stop rolling pennies down the aisle in class.

Ligue! Sox fans are the worst.

2000 Toyota Sienna shattered windshield that exact same way. Fixed in the driveway by a local windshield specialist company for $200. Ridiculously cheap.

In Chicago there is about 6 of those.

The purpose of euphemisms is to make the subject matter more clear to those sharp enough to see through the verbal fog.

Gayest. Rocket. Ever.

and takes his talents to Miami...

That photo is not even a little poignant. There must be one hundred other photos out there from this year’s tournament that are far more resonant.