meanwhile, Jimmy Butler....

That shit would not fly in Chicago. Thibs would commit seppuku.

"The plural of anecdote is not data." Wonderful sentence.

Or Led Zeppelin's Achilles Last Stand?

30 stitches? Sounds like just the tip went in. Meh.

Be sure to keep tip-toeing around lest you choose some word that is currently out of favor for those of your ilk to use.

I've heard it postulated that the marriage is an attempt to spike the criminal charges because a wife won't have to testify against her husband. That may be so, but they don't really need her. They have evidence that doesn't lie or shade—they have tape. Any competent prosecutor should be able to get a guilty…

Let's see, Sanchez goes to the Eagles and Rex Ryan gets to play his arch-enemy twice a year? Win-Win Rex.

5 foot kid in a Graco car seat? That's all I needed to see.

We have a fair amount of these as cabs in Chicago. Every time I see one (about 5-10 times a day), something is falling off of it or is visibly misaligned. The build quality does not seem to be there. I have never actually ridden in one, though not by design. Curious to know how they ride and how spacious they…

Somewhere Toe Blake spins in his grave.

Did they stop the game for the Clint Malarchik injury? http://deadspin.com/5881954/im-wal…

Let's just go back to the creamsicle days.

Get in the habit of reading the fine print. That's why it's there. SMH

but her nipples, WTF?

This is exactly right. And those of this that live south of Chicago and within 75 miles of Gary hate Indiana, too. Insufferable rednecks that don't even know they are rednecks.

Bam.

No. Me too. That is awesome. I shall make my own. How hard can it be?

Byrned.

You might want to re-think that defense attorney career. The signature is just the cherry on top. The manifest weight of the evidence is in the fact that he was in town (proven easily with airline tickets, rental car, credit card receipts), was at that bar at that time (witnesses, credit card receipts), drank that…