Best part is, if you read the original article, their local FD gives out and installs detectors FOR FREE!...

Jaxxyn? Is this his real name? Did the parents think putting two x's in his name makes it twice as edgy?

Someone should get all these people in touch so they can swap and get what they wanted. Then shoot them.

Stuffing from inside the turkey is either a gummy nightmare or a salmonella-infested nightmare. There's no reason to cook it in the bird besides misplaced nostalgia and abject ignorance.

Then one time I was just hanging out in the ring and this little fucking pissant white boy named Little Mac got all up in my face. If I hadn't been on coke, I probably would have laughed and called one of my boys to politely escort him out of the gym with an autographed picture for his trouble. But I was, so I…

Even better, go to Settings - General - Usage and it's the same list, but you can delete an app by clicking on it, and it's sorted by size.

You people will find ANYTHING to fault Obama for, it's just crazy really.

What's the point of a travel router?

you guys don't use the three seashells?

People have this misconception that new parents leave the city "for the schools." Everyone I know leaves "for the washer/dryer."

Yeah, I hate videos like these. And the best thing is when people (not you) repost them and you point out how mold works their only response is "but it's still bad for you!" and it's like "Ok? that changes what about this stupid video?" and yadda yadda.

More stupid fanboy shit. Go away.

Ever rent a car? Or get a new car? Or drive a family member's car? When you drive up to the gas station and don't know which side to look on, you can just look at the light.

One word: rentals

I guess they figures that, you know, with Atlanta, people's centers of gravity would be substantially lower than normal.

That's a terrifyingly low railing. Whether alcohol was a factor or not shouldn't matter. If someone can easily get their center of gravity over the top, then it's probably too low.

I was desperately hoping someone would reference this. Bravo!

"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"