When Tim Roth tries to go toe-to-toe with the Hulk… that was our preview of Captain America. It was pretty awesome.

Correction: The worst possible defense so far, today.

That’s all true, but Trump has a racist nickname for her, which, as I understand things, makes her a complete nonstarter.

Trump’s agenda is no different than what the GOP has been after for 40 or 50 years. The difference with him is that the mask slipped, and people are horrified at what they see. Replace him with Pence and people will go back to not caring. I’m convinced we’re better off keeping him because the chances of any Dem…

This is literally what Smithers did for Mr. Burns on The Simpsons, which makes it even better.

I love how the Russians really shoddily color corrected the photos they took in the Oval Office. I’m not sure if they were trying to flatter him, or just make him a normal human color, but the whole thing looks even more ridiculous than usual.

Petworth is good.

I had the same idea, and it turns out it already exists!

My Representative, Jamie Raskin, was at Dulles and BWI airports demanding to see the detainees. He skipped the inauguration. He sponsored a 30-bus trip to the women’s march. He is 100% on the right side.

They may turn off the nutso racist GOP voters if they impeach him, but they’re likely to win over a lot of moderates and independent voters. The crazies will be angry, but they’ll still vote Republican. They may win over a lot of swing idiots for a long time. Well, a few cycles anyway.

It rained when I was in LA last year, and I swear they just make their roads and sidewalks differently than they do elsewhere. Everything was slippery, and I’m talking about walking, not driving.

I always find it intriguing that people who may actually be killed (NYC commuters, CDC employees) are some of the people least likely to be scared into a puddle by Islamic Terrorism

I think they were actually scheduled for the very same day very early on.

Volkswagen? Try Ford and Chevy people. I worked at Old Navy one summer in college and I overheard some hick saying he wouldn’t buy the shirt with the blue Old Navy truck on it because it was a Ford (or was it a Chevy?)

Neat idea, but some of the views are backwards, as if looking behind the Street View car, not in front.

So who is the candidate who would be best for the black community? And what makes him or her a better candidate than Bernie Sanders? Does somebody else have “definitively end racism” in their platform? He probably speak to the issue more. But unless he has a plan to make racists not be racist, it’s just talk. In the…

1. Who the hell are most of these people?

This mystery was solved 20 years ago.

The Chevy Volt has isn’t too far off either.