Giant fans are the goddamn worst.

...and that’s why I enjoy sports from my couch.

This was worse than the last two World Series exits. At least they ripped our hearts out fast in the deciding game. The hope spot for seven innings was absolutely excruciating when they finally gagged it up. Not even the Giant bro at the bar screaming "Bryan Stow" and "fucking retard" in my face after the grand slam…

If you think about it, it’s really the fans’ fault. They just didn’t tomahawk chop hard enough and the players didn’t feel any support.

It speaks volumes about these people that:

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

It takes an amazing act of assholery to make the Cardinals look like the team I want to root for. The Braves managed to get there. Well done. 

I’m a (non-chopping) Braves fan, and I’m not even mad.

“Esoteric Lagers” - I am so here for this

Meat pricing. And around where I leave, where pork steaks reign summer, those start to not be available unless you special order them. Fresh store-made bratwurst is not on sale.

Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible*

I used to sell Infinitis for a short period of time and I completely understand why this is happening. Infiniti has 4 major issues:

Since you can really never have too many:

in fairness china has been a state capitalist oligarchy for decades 

Not that this idea is new or anything, but one more time for the people in the back: stating that you are not / don’t want to be political is very much taking a political position.

Fertitta did not say whether he speaks for the Houston Rockets when he calls the Bushes the most “extraordinary political family” in American history, says Donald Trump is doing “a great job,” harps about having to give his employees healthcare, harps again about the minimum wage, says socialism “scares the hell” out…

True. Shanny wasn’t a big RG3 guy from the jump, I don’t think. Ostensibly, he had control over player personnel at the time, but I think there were whispers that RG3 was a Snyder pick.

This is literally the same thing that happened with RG3 and Shanahan, right?

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

Dear Salty,