WHAT THE FUCK

“please note we only chose frozen pizza brands with national distribution” 

They have started to accept it in my neck of the woods. 

Yeah Drew should have jerked off on it first, I agree. 

Soft Batch is kind of gross though so....

Fuckin short sellers making Tesla pay millions of dollars in fines....

Comrade’s brews are alright but what people really go there for is Ben the strapping rugged & handsome beertender.

Wally Amos lives in Hawaii, I used to see him driving around all the time.

Yeah bring a growler so you can drink a bunch of flat beer unless you feel like drinking half a gallon of beer in a day.

So super cool that you love your uglier shittier Clarks.

So super cool that you love your uglier shittier Clarks.

Their website advertises bottomless mimosas for $15, is that a good deal? I don’t live in a big bottomless mimosa town but the restaurant in my office building charges $30, which yeah, no thanks.

Hey The Takeout can you unfollow me for this please? I am apparently a fucking moron.

Haha! Yeah you’re right I can’t count for shit.

I was assuming that “every day” meant all of the days but I guess six days a week is more reasonable.

Everyone needs to chill out, shes just never had it with breast milk.

Her number of days open is incorrect by over a year, too.

If he was so hungry why didn’t he just eat a W?

Look, he needs to brag about how much of a super important doctor he is so....

He did that too.

Honolulu has it.