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That’s cool but Porcelain is a type of pottery? So, your “fine china” is already pottery. 

That’s cool but Porcelain is a type of pottery? So, your “fine china” is already pottery. 

Catholic High School Girls In Trouble!

Fuck yeah free magazine!

Burger King “flame broils” their burgers which means it goes through a machine on a conveyor belt, and I seriously doubt they have one just for veggie burgers.

Because Weezer sucks now, that’s why. 

There is no lifeform on this Earth worse than a scab.

Caramello is definitely still around. 

Caramello is definitely still around. 

Caramello is definitely still around. 

Shouldn’t it be “had some of the nastier stuff in baseball”? Dudes ERA this season is 5.61.

It was because of something you did.

She legally changed her name a while back to Tesla Hooker. 

Yeah the husband should have offered to fight him in the parking lot, or just gunned him down as he was walking to his car. 

Great advice, but he’s 28.

Nah fuck you and fuck aperol especially. 

nah, fuck you.

Fun fact: The government could actually give everyone stuff for free.

They timeshare boats now? 

They timeshare boats now?