That Eater article is garbage and that place lunch place in Chicago looks bad. 

Yeah it sucks to carry that heavy ass gun around all day every day and never get a chance to use it. 

If you pay for less than full service, well that's what you're getting.

RIP Sean Africa would have been subjected to a bloodbath of proportions unseen in history if the white man hadn’t destroyed their culture first” Smith 

A 50% tip on a non-fancy coffee drink is generous but at the same time tipping well never hurt anybody. 

Yeah Biscoff is the best!

“the extra four dollars in that horrific tax bill that Paul Ryan was crowing about has yet to reach our paycheck”

Counterpoint: nah.

Sounds like you are on the right track and I wish you the best. Good luck and don’t give up!

“Oakland’s Golden State Warriors won Game 1 of the NBA Finals Monday night”

“In the nine years in which Kobayashi and “Jaws” competed against each other, the former snagged the mustard-colored winner’s belt six times, and the latter nine.”

Lame joke about the kid + ignorant comment about why this was justified due to “health regulations”. Fuck you.

I sit down when I pee, there’s nothing that crazy about me.

You can’t walk 2.5 miles in less than an hour?

Rust is fun to play for a few hours and then to never play ever again.

How much do they pay you to shill for them?

Why on earth would a rich slave owner manage his own slaves?

Yeah Jeets!

That guy definitely had the best view so I defer to him.

I actually think this was the correct call but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯