I sit down when I pee, there’s nothing that crazy about me.

You can’t walk 2.5 miles in less than an hour?

Rust is fun to play for a few hours and then to never play ever again.

How much do they pay you to shill for them?

Why on earth would a rich slave owner manage his own slaves?

Yeah Jeets!

That guy definitely had the best view so I defer to him.

I actually think this was the correct call but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

Fuck those other people techsbook doesn’t need them, they should bootstrap themselves into having a robust immune system like him.

Whats going on with that guys tie knot?

NEED TEA FOR DONG

Go on.

How is it possible to spend 75% of your income on food?

If this works maybe we can train inmates to be teachers too?

Do not look at the birds, they will think you are having a party and they are not invited.

“It appears to be Daniel Artur Pawlak, a Polish YouTuber with hundreds of millions of subscribers who goes by DeeJayPallaside.”

“Some restaurant owners will even deduct credit card processing fees (usually around 2-3 percent) from a server’s tips, so a nice 18 percent tip ends up somewhere around a mediocre 15 percent tip in my pocket.”

Hawaii has it.

Especially with BBQ sawse

Why would one masturbate when they could turn to the FREE MARKET™ to have that urge satisfied by h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶f̶f̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ independent entrepreneurs.