joellevand
joellevand
joellevand

Am I the only person who believed a rumor a few years ago that Richard Lewis had killed himself? I'm SO happy to be proved wrong! :D

First time I had a Brazillian, I bruised and screamed like I was being murdered throughout. Ugh. But, I have to say, the pain only lasted as long as the appointment and afterward, I just loved my body's look and feel. And sexy time? Oh, wow, was that even more awesome—especially since Babydoll trims, tweezes, and

FUCK unions. I was a member of CWA for six years at my old job (membership was required) and here's how CWA handles things:

I've been treated for depression for over three years, and until 18 months ago, I was still having my meds constantly tweaked because nothing seemed to work consistently. Then, my doctor thought I might have co-morbid ADHD and added Vyvance to my Lexapro. The difference was obvious within DAYS.

Thank you, boys, for going down on us ladies with such enthusiasm! When a guy is into it, I just get that much more out of it!

Hearted for this.

I took my husband's last name because I've always hated my birth name—it's quite easily changed into various nicknames and horrible things, and there's a lot of childhood emotional trauma attached to it (thanks bullying bastards!) In fact, even though friends and co-workers have said that my birth name and my

I wanted to spend under $5000 when I got married in 2006. I went to my local (at the time) bridal shop (Bridal Garden in Marlton, NJ for you South Jersey girls out there) and they found a dress that fit beautifully and was exactly my style—and $1000. When I explained to the consultant (Ivy) about my dilemma (get the

Yeh, I'm actually behind-the-scenes. I've sat in for trial days. It just...gah.

I know more than I can say, as I have first-hand knowledge of the case, so I cannot comment with specifics, but I can say this:

I remember the day I chose to be straight.

That note sounds like something I'd do if I was a TSA scanner and the random bag I had to check had a vibrator in it.

As someone who's worked in the court system for quite some time for both male and female judges, with both judges and attorneys, the women tend to be harder and colder because that's what it takes to get to the top of the legal profession if you're a woman—you're judged more harshly than men and have to prove yourself

And I'll take a Penis Mightier with Burt Reynolds for 1000!

No, the best is:

Just be like me: accept that Polamalu is the exception that proves the rule about the Steelers sucking, move on, and hope that your team will be smart enough to throw buckets of money at him next season....

I think it's bullshit, but I have to admit that I'm biased and have a very girly crush on Polamalu, which is *really* saying something, since I'm a die hard, snowball-packin Eagles fan from way back....

FYI for any NJ ladies:

Wire clothes hangers?! Joan Crawford does NOT approve!