I'm still waiting for Betty White to star in Golden Girl Parachute.

If a movie had a sex offender named Lester Packingham Jr., I'd say the writers were a little too on the nose.

I wish Beat Takashi would have have made more Zatoichi movies.

Is that Kate Micucci doing the song?

Needs more Walken.

It's-my-dad-assasinstin'-JFKin' time!

The Scorpion King sequels interest me just because the second Scorpion King is a prequel to the first, which is a prequel to the Mummy movies, while also being a spin-off. Add to that that the Mummy movies are remakes.

Thee Artists Formerly Known as Thee Oh Sees.

Oh sweet Christ, did you beat a guinea pig to death with your service weapon, slather the thing in hot sauce and eat it?

They. Were. Guinea. Pigs!

I remember a Batman movie where a recording of a politician insulting the voters lead to them pelting him with rotten vegetables. In reality we would probably have President Cobblepot.

How do these people keep replenishing their male tears? From a well, actually.

We've found SuperKarateMonkeyDeathCar in contempt of Mock Trial with J Reinhold.

A show about a JUDGE, created by REINHOLD Weege.

Who did he play on Arrested Development? I'm drawing a blank.

Those mothers should tell their aborted children not to walk his way, not to hear his words, what they mean, what they say.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called Ghostbusters and they're in control
Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children
While all the while, the slime was under the building
So they packed up the crew, got a grip came quick
Grabbed the proton packs on their backs, and they split
To battle out Vigo, the…

Would Daniel Day Lewis's The Boxer be incorporated as part of the SAGSTCU retroactively?

I spoke with Denis Johnson once in college. I called him out of the blue to see if he would be our featured author at our literary weekend.

Fact: Apocalypse Now and Apocalypse Now are added to every streaming service every month.