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Joe Lawler
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There's only one true Ghost Rider: Alan Vega.

As long as CooleyHighHarmony doesn't get a remake.

If you stuck a lump of coal up there, In two weeks you would have a diamond.

One day as a kid, I came home from school expecting to see The Real Ghostbusters. But the station must have mixed up the tapes and played a Filmation episode. I spent the afternoon wondering what had happened to my favorite show. A gorilla?

Has anyone pointed out that Samuel L. Jackson was also nominated for a performance in a QT film?

My dream would have been Mike, Joel and Jonah riffing a short together, since we never saw the two of them riff together on the show. And throw Jonah in because he's the new guy,

Counter argument: yes he did.

There's no Councilman Wes Borland!

The giant hand reaching through the void Goatseed my childhood!

I've been calling him Crandall!

I'd say stop reading Watchmen when it ends, rather than continuing on with Before Watchmen and whatever DC is doing with the characters now. I have been tempted to pick up Darwyn Cooke's Minutemen series to treat it like an art book, but it hasn't happened yet.

I want Lady Mormont to win the Iron Throne by challenging all the lords of Westeros to rap battles.

Bring The Soup's "Unlikely Voice of Reason" theme out of storage. She can join notables like Greg Kelly and Stephanie Pratt.

Disney should just have Jones record every word in the English language. He's getting up there in years.

The greatest twist!

Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell

Why did it take Amazon so long to add Hannibal season 3? It went off the air almost a year ago.

The most metal cartoon lizard ever would have been on Metalocalypse. Or has MechaGodzilla ever been animated?

As someone who has interviewed him maybe a dozen times, you take any chance you can get to interview the man. They're always fascinating discussions.

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