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Joe Lawler
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Pacific Rim 2 is going to make Mimic 2 look like Mimic 3!

House of Secrets (& Buggin')

The Key & Peele

"Third Place" meant "First Place"… unless you're Martin O'Malley.

The Songs on the Key of Springfield album, performed live by the cast of The Simpsons would be amazing. Also, The Life Aquatic soundtrack with David Bowie and Seu Jorge performing songs together would be great, along with guest appearances by Devo, The Stooges and Joan Baez.

So not a Superb Owl party?

Will I be able to get a new DIVX player?

"…one of the biggest conspiracy theories about the game." That "Sonic 3 killed JFK" rumor just won't die, will it?

I think those people were Tina Fey, as judged by the awesome "Fresh-Ass, Based on the Novel Tush by Assfire" from 30 Rock.

You've just revealed yourself, since you didn't spell it "Oupposed."

*POOF* Where did this cloud of white dust come from?

But you guys have the sequel to the current buzz show: "How the Murderer was Made."

"You can't get Stephen and William Baldwin? Maybe Alec will do it!"

1995 me IS FREAKING OUT

There's one more Servo. Frank Coniff voiced him in the new segment they did for The Giant Gila Monster DVD.

Mad TV, the Cracked to SNL's Mad Magazine.

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - From Donald Kauffman's script for "The Three."

He's Doug, not Bob Dylan!

Best Brains hated minorities? Time to rescind my pledge!

"There is no good…
*puts on sunglasses*
… grief."