It’s a shaggin’ wagon.

Reminds me of when I bought my 2004 Acura TL. Color? Nighthawk Black Pearl. NIGHTHAWK! I felt like I was going to fight crime with a name like that! But then reality set in.

The main problem with the Dasher is that the car-buying public negatively associated it with the anemic Dancer and Prancer that had engines designed to run on oats and carrots. And it was built on the same clunky platform as the notorious Vixen and the horrible Blitzen. Kind of a surprise since it was designed by the…

I watched a multi-part documentary about a cruise ship a long time ago. It detailed the daily lives of the captain and his daughter, the ship’s doctor, bartender, cruise director, and purser. I think the captain was originally a newswriter for a TV station in Minneapolis.  Quite a few C-list celebrities would actually…

That brings back memories...I still have a picture my mom took of me in the back hatch area of our gold Mk 1 Ford Fiesta around 1980-1981. The family was driving somewhere between Colorado and Indiana, and my mom set up some pillows and blankets for my little ~4 year old body in that hatch area behind the rear seats.…

This is what happens when you let Michael Keaton run your factory...

Same thing happened to me. Driving south on I-5, truck in the right lane, me in the middle lane trying to pass, and another car in the left lane. As I’m coming up on the trailer, one of the trailer tires blows out. Truck jerks toward my lane while massive rubber chunks slam into my passenger side and the side mirror.…

Yeah, great, you’re not dead, just like 7.5 billion other people. You’re not special, snowflake.

Good lord. I can’t even fathom the amount of piss that fell in the reviewer’s and commenters’ Wheaties this morning to spew this much hatred for a movie that is designed for kids roughly 4-8 years old. You’re looking for character development in a movie built from the ground up for kids who still sleep in pull-ups?…

I’m not dead! I’m not gone!

Slightly off topic, but since it was brought up in the article, I must take exception with the constant dumping on the 4th season of Community. I’ve watched every single season of that show multiple times. Overall, yes, the gas leak season is the weakest of all the seasons, but only because each episode is merely…

I can’t wait for the iPad-superglued-to-the-dash look to die.  “Let’s design a nice curvy dash, and then we’ll just slap this big ugly slab in the middle of it, because infotainment!”

Did no one see the most amazing easter egg in this trailer?  At the 1:52 mark in the trailer, when Strange grabs Spidey and knocks his spirit out of his body, there is a squirrel climbing the tree in the foreground!  Obvious reference to Squirrel Girl.  That’s how this movie ends.  You never see the fight, but she…

You can change your glasses, but I still recognize you, circa-1992 Fergal Lawler!

I saw Joe Versus The Volcano in the theaters when I was a kid and, at the time, I didn’t know why, but I felt like I had just seen something magical. I had gone to see it with a friend of mine, and I asked him what he thought of it after we got out, and he just kind of shrugged and said, “Eh...it wasn’t that great.”…

This is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this trailer.  The trailer in that movie was roughly the same price and size as the trailer in this article, but it’s a Redman New Moon instead of the Spartanette.  

The constellation Urion...

This is a car full of killers.  I’m thinking the driver is Hannibal Lecter.  Look at the very clear delineation between light and dark regions around the face, especially in the forehead area.  Clearly, Lecter is wearing the face of someone else.  And that is definitely Michael Myers in a Kirk mask in the back seat…