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Joel Fleischman
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Yeah, great, you’re not dead, just like 7.5 billion other people. You’re not special, snowflake.

Good lord. I can’t even fathom the amount of piss that fell in the reviewer’s and commentersWheaties this morning to spew this much hatred for a movie that is designed for kids roughly 4-8 years old. You’re looking for character development in a movie built from the ground up for kids who still sleep in pull-ups?

I’m not dead! I’m not gone!

Slightly off topic, but since it was brought up in the article, I must take exception with the constant dumping on the 4th season of Community. I’ve watched every single season of that show multiple times. Overall, yes, the gas leak season is the weakest of all the seasons, but only because each episode is merely

I can’t wait for the iPad-superglued-to-the-dash look to die.  “Let’s design a nice curvy dash, and then we’ll just slap this big ugly slab in the middle of it, because infotainment!”

Did no one see the most amazing easter egg in this trailer?  At the 1:52 mark in the trailer, when Strange grabs Spidey and knocks his spirit out of his body, there is a squirrel climbing the tree in the foreground!  Obvious reference to Squirrel Girl.  That’s how this movie ends.  You never see the fight, but she

You can change your glasses, but I still recognize you, circa-1992 Fergal Lawler!

I saw Joe Versus The Volcano in the theaters when I was a kid and, at the time, I didn’t know why, but I felt like I had just seen something magical. I had gone to see it with a friend of mine, and I asked him what he thought of it after we got out, and he just kind of shrugged and said, “Eh...it wasn’t that great.”

This is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this trailer.  The trailer in that movie was roughly the same price and size as the trailer in this article, but it’s a Redman New Moon instead of the Spartanette.  

The constellation Urion...

This is a car full of killers.  I’m thinking the driver is Hannibal Lecter.  Look at the very clear delineation between light and dark regions around the face, especially in the forehead area.  Clearly, Lecter is wearing the face of someone else.  And that is definitely Michael Myers in a Kirk mask in the back seat

Pratt will regret this decision someday...

It’s not just a “travel car”. It’s the “travelingest car ever built”.

The TOYOTA bZ series adopts a BEV-dedicated platform that aims for a value greater than zero (“beyond Zero”).

Ferrell’s explanation doesn’t hold water for me. Script rewrites happen all the time. The studio obviously wanted Will for the movie if they genuinely offered $29 million, so that means Will would have had enough pull within production to get the script rewritten if he wanted it. I think James Caan’s explanation

From what I saw in that teaser, it looks like two different versions of Ezra in the movie, at least. In the one scene where Ezra asks someone offscreen if they’re in, there are two Ezras. One has short hair and the other has long hair (long hair version also appears to be rocking a Flash costume with what appears to

I don’t think the camera is moving here. The background isn’t blurred. Just the car. This looks more like rear curtain flash. Also, there appears to be a blurry driver in that driver seat.

What a sloppy ending to a sloppy season. The first season felt like a novel, with a single storyline broken up into 10 chapters. This season felt like an anthology, with each short story being told with no knowledge about what’s happening in the other short stories. The first season is the Marvel Cinematic Universe,