This is pretty much what Auric Goldfinger did with his Rolls. Replace body parts with solid gold replicas, then move the car to a new country where the price of gold is higher, then recover the gold from the car. Wash, rinse, repeat.

* AHEM *

I’m confused.  Didn’t Lucille Bluth already capsize the Queen Mary when she was trying to escape from the SEC?  

Why are mechanics trying to service your wife?!

I know that this will be an unpopular post and I’ll probably get ripped apart, but articles like this, attacking some faceless wealthy person purely because of some seemingly silly and extravagant purchase, seem puerile and mean-spirited. The people who commissioned this vehicle may very well be the most atrocious,…

This ad just gives me nothing but anxiety. For the same reason I don’t like gull wing doors, I can’t stand hatches. I don’t trust large metal objects suspended precariously above my person. I don’t know when the Earth will pass through the tail of a comet giving my car sentience, and I sure as crap don’t want to be…

I’ve never paid much attention to European market vehicles, but this car must have been amazing to drive.  I mean, just look at that driver!  Arms straight out, locked for high speeds, and the driving gloves for better grip on that steering wheel.  This is a man who really, really needs to go pick the kids up at…

I honestly would have preferred if they had just re-released the Duke Silver albums All Up In My Jazz, A Warm Bathtub Full Of My Jazz, and, my personal favorite, Rest In Jazz.

Yeah, Marvel couldn’t afford to show Peter Quill running around with a collection of skin luggage.

Scientists are already working on alternatives to lions.

Good lord, the only thing this car is missing is the drunken, Las Vegas bachelorette party in the back seat.  When you honk the horn, does the car shoot glitter?

Underrated classic...I laugh every time he asks Steve Martin if his fern wants to shake hands with Grodin’s fern...lol

This guy was definitely rude about it, but I have always had a problem with people demanding to be called “doctor” just because they have a certain degree. I mean, what if this Collins guy has a masters degree in something? Would Rosario have agreed to call him “Master Collins” if he demanded that? That meeting would…

This seems to suggest that you HAVE tested this with the corpse finger/toe option, which...I guess deserves this:

He’s going to be playing a guy in prison?

There was an episode in the 1st or 2nd season of the CW Supergirl show where some large ship was in danger or something bad was going to happen and Supergirl had to push the ship out of the way.  As she was pushing the ship, she was putting a massive dent in the side, causing huge damage to the ship.  After she “saved…

Well, with all due respect, the small cell is necessary to protect her from Obama.

I hate to victim blame, but that van was just stupid.  Everyone knows you don’t run when you’re on fire.  STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!  Well, I guess it rolled...

Then, on behalf of all your neighbors and your mail carrier, please, for the love of all that is holy, watch the Oscars avec window blinds.  Merci.

I feel like you have some unresolved issues with a present or former roommate named Martin. Have you tried talking to him about it, hopefully while you’re putting the dishes away, you damn slob?