Which has more air? The bagpipes bag or the head of the dude playing them. I agree that this instrument is best left in Scotland, Ireland or some other tone deaf country.

Just the kind of guy that stays in the race when after 2 weeks it was obvious he had no shot at winning. Obstructionist fuckwad.

So we all agree. Trump is our man.

Your definition of a beat down is very different than mine. Not sure if it’s soccer related but...

Wow! Spray cleaner and regular cleaning? Consider my mind blown!

By “pride” you meant ‘dick’ right?

German precision. 6' 2 and 3/4 inches and 199 pounds. Not 6' 3", 200 lbs. VW math.

Slaughter House Rules! I like your style Mr. Draper

I think The Dead Horse or Shark Jump are good names for any of the new Top Gear productions

For $25K you can look like you’re driving a kit car.

HTF did this Truman Capote looking mofo ever get a gig as a replacement host on a wildly popular series??!

Wrestling. The sport that can turn your ears in vaginas

Anybody know the name of the dipshit reporter?

A problem here in Colorado is that the new marijuana sales tax is designated for schools but then reallocated by state legislators for other non-education uses. Further, one school district near Denver (Douglas County) used education money to buy assault rifles that will be stored onsite. (just in case something…

Maybe he got confused and showed up at the Miami-Dade practice court.

This hairstyle and wearing a baseball cap backwards. Two things that men over 40 should not do.

All good things to be aware of Melanie. I’d like to add one more major thing to look for - cracks in the foundation (assuming there’s a basement). Very expensive repair!

A red one pulled up next to me at a light here in Denver. Dude had aviator shades and the radio blasting and a smug as fuck look on his face. Maybe they’re fun to drive but...

Why even come to the game with that shit? Seriously, bringing an octopus to a game is premeditated. Same thing for rats. WTF?

Ouch! Burn!