Whats with the hugging? I’m not a hugger. Hugging strangers is weird. Two bros hugging is weird. Putting my arms around somebody used to mean that someone was going to be put on the ground. I think Kobe not wanting to hug that lady was a normal reaction. Unless he was going to put her on the ground, which would’ve…

A new candidate has emerged as the front runner in this months Slapadoosh celebration!

Wait!? Was it something that Alabama said? or was it how they said it?

Not only a massive dunk,but it looks like he got fouled as well! And one!

Fan: Tito! You’re gonna marry Jenna Jamison?!

In ten years, you’re going to regret that photo.

Make mine the AMX

Who wrote the article in question?

So effing what? Flyers. BFD

Gudas should be targeted every game by every team Philly plays. Checks, fights, whatever. Sure, there’ll be more penalties but peer pressure has always worked in the past.

You’re thinking of Barry Schween.

Andy, You’ve make a lot of money. Send your luggage via FedEx or UPS and stop with the lost luggage already.

When lifted, you’ll find WELCOME

Actually, the biggest scam was perpetrated by the wig salesman. “Mr. Ilitch, this hair piece makes you look years younger”.

Is there some kind of promo contract between Jalopnik and Top Gear? Lots of coverage of the ‘new and improved show!’ Seems to be a concerted effort to make sure that auto enthusiasts tune in. I think TG should be allowed to fade away or at least be named something else. Sorry. I miss the original three. Now turn that…

The perfect spokesman for Tyson chicken would be Mike Tyson! Imagine a commercial showing Mike in full on boxing gear (including the short black socks) beating the shit out of the competitors brand chicken ala Family Guy.

You’d think that Burkhardt would want to keep the relationship going to keep that sweet sweet agent gold coming in. Plus, when Johnny flames out, there’s the book deal. I’ll leave the title up to commenters more creative than I.

Keep selling it.

A 50 year old with spiked hair I can kind of handle but that red haired dude should be the one wearing the helmet. For me, since the dynamic trio left, Top Gear has jumped the shark.

Hard work should be rewarded. Selling those horrible (and expensive) cookies is hard. Why can’t they have a raffle or something.?! Ever look at the ingredients on a box of Samoans? Sheesh! (I’ll take two boxes.)