Die of cancer, eh? Edgy stuff, you kids are just so badass nowadays.

So, you’re really going to try to call me out for responding, as you continue responding, and claim I’M the one lacking self-awareness.

I’m actually pretty happy with how this played out.

I’ve been busy the last 2 days and got home late. What’s your point?

Hey, it’s a better investment of my ego than you defending hack journalism with every ounce of your being. I hope Kotaku’s writers appreciate you standing firm to make sure they never receive any criticism for sucking at their jobs.

It’s not even that you’re completely avoiding addressing the actual topic, it’s that you’re rambling incoherently. At this point I can only assume you’re having a mild stroke.

So, you completely missed the point, didn’t understand a word I said, and just strung together words in a way you thought made sense, only because you felt you had to respond?

Ah, I get it, you hate porn and/or masturbation. What happened, your parents hit you when you had dirty thoughts as a child?

And you’re a steadfast anti-porn warrior against headline accuracy in that same meaningful fight.

lol, you seem like a really chill guy who doesn’t take shit waaay too personally. Seems like Daniel could learn a lot from you.

Like your insane need to defend moronic clickbait article titles? Seriously, calling everything that’s ever had a sex scene in it porn just for “shock” value is silly and pathetic.

All the people on the Witcher 3 page of Twitch are streaming porn too, those sick bastards. These people definitely need professional help, and shame on Twitch for allowing it.

It’s just a sensationalized, clickbait title; the go-to for all hack journalists. Most headlines for most articles on crappy blog sites are lies. Try not to let it work you up too much.

Actually, the easiest and simplest way to ensure everyone’s safety is to just cancel all future conventions.

Good stuff; having a bunch of immortal kids running around in a game where you can kill or at least injure EVERYONE and EVERYTHING else is stupid. Besides, kids are annoying. We all deep down want to kill them, we just need permission.

Sending out early copies is how leaks happen.

I guess I only know what happens around me; I’ve had plenty of overweight co-workers and I can’t say I’ve even ever experienced someone commenting about them behind their backs. I’d like to believe that the vast majority of adults are at least emotionally mature enough to mind their own business, but I’m sure even…

Hey, you’re the one who posted garbage and is now inexplicably trying to take the high-road. I realize the concept of self-awareness can be tricky, but it’s worth learning if you don’t want to constantly look like a complete moron.

Posts a crappy .gif as a response and then critiques my response to that? Adorable stuff, keep doing your thing; just don’t breed.

I agree, you were crying pretty hard for no reason. I’m glad you at least are willing to admit it; all you have to do now is stop.